Friday, July 16, 2010

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list and they can then pick a reason.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies'
profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing
the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.



9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will
do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.



8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as
long as nobody is offended by it.



7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to
own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me
from murderers and thieves.



6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who
can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice
caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.



5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all
death row inmates alive.



4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a
right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.



3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business
should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break
even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
democrats see fit.



2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need
to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe-kooks who
would never get their agendas past the voters.



1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted
@@@@@@@@ it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.